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By admin | June 3, 2007
1. Say, ‘Interesting… more floaters than sinkers.’
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, ‘Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?’
13. Say, ‘C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me.’
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, ‘Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.’
I offer you yet one more example: a transcript of right-wing radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh’s comments on a recently released study on workplace bullying.
Here’s a sample–and it’s classic Limbaugh all the way:
t’s not really a code, they’re more like guidelines: Will bloggers accept a code of conduct?
Proposed Blogger Code of ConductThe blogosphere’s buzzing over a proposed code of conduct for bloggers that seeks to strike a balance between frank conversation and civility.
This is a collaborative exercise of course in the best spirit of Web 2.0, and bloggers are invited to submit their comments or otherwise to participate in developing this proposed code.
There’s nothing new in any of this and all of these are obstacles that countless gazillions of people have overcome throughout life in the history of human civilization. Study Reveals Widespread Office Bullying! I know exactly what this is. I know exactly. It’s a bunch of liberals behind this, a bunch of pantywaist, limp-wristed, linguini-spined liberals who are out there trying to work their magic and reorder the basic tenets of human nature, which is largely what a lot of liberalism attempts to do.
I’d add more, but these limp wrists make it awfully hard to type.
posted by Diane Levin @ 5:19 PM 1 comments
A visual metaphor for argument
Locked antlersFrom the storage vaults at the Smithsonian Institute: two pairs of elk horns locked together tell a tragic tale. Two elks, butting heads, entangled their horns.
Unable to free themselves, they both perished.
16. Say, ‘Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?’
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your ‘Cross-Dressers Anonymous’ newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ‘Peek-a-boo!’
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ‘Born Free’.
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May 31, 2007 at 9:08 am CST | From: Office Jokes | 1 Comment
Competitive Doctors
Competition in the workplace can definitely be effective, but for the following animated doctors, it’s just plain funny.
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